Start the day with morning sex yes please
So much hate.. this is all from the past month or...
(Last message is clearly from someone who doesn’t speak the language, it’s something from a free translation website.. all about how I love attention and am immature and pathetic, etc etc etc.)
Anonymous asked: "omg! An excuse to post a picture in shorts so that someone can reply and tell me how (not) skinny I look! Yes!!! Attention!" Most people who watch porn watch it and then don't tweet about it - it's just nauseating how hard you try to be a "guy's girl" and prove like "omg I watch porn, I'm soooo cool, picture me masturbating!" It's just sad...
Anonymous asked: Could you at least make it a little less obvious that you're such a whore for guys' attention? "I just watched a porn" are you fucking serious? We get it, you're insecure & your only hope for attention is the internet, but try to play it off a little.
I fainted last night..
My mom made me go to the doctor today and yeah, my doctor told me to eat about 4 times even though I insisted I wasn’t starving myself or restricting. I can’t stand when they give you these knowing looks, because I know that I’m an awful liar and it must have been so clear to them that I’m struggling.
Anonymous asked: Funny how everyone who speaks the truth is an "ignorant asshole," while you just go around promoting your "eating disorder" as if you're the Dalai Lama.
Anonymous asked: Omg! You totally beat her in life because weight is the only measure of success! Congrats!
I always thought my roommate was at least 10...
But I just found out she weighs 15 more :-o Weird times.
That awkward moment when..
You don’t study for a final that you know you should have and it feels like you’re walking to your death.
Finals are destroying my body and mind and ugh I...
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
The measuring tape tells me I have Kim...
But I really don’t look like her lol….. I wish I did!
I don't think anything sucks as much as wanting...
onthatbruinsshit: littlebennypoupou: Happy Holidays from the Boston Bruins! oh dear lord <3